jerkofficial:

looking back at your first url 

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(Source: twinking, via bradfordnights)

serfborts:

When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute

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(via crapburger)

So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

(via faith-iis-key)

(Source: moretz-c, via flawdandall)

bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

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(via s-m-a-r-t-y-a-s-s)

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

(via differentpieces)

verte-bra:

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

wtf just happened here….

(Source: longtonguedbrain, via you-little-witch-bitch)

Timestamp: 1409777112

verte-bra:

rebelred-in-boots:

shedancesatmidnight:

gehenna:

mendox:

leaaves:

preah:

durational:

luxex:

i feel as if this symbolizes the fact that shes under so much stress to be beautiful

or shes stoned as fuck

Or she stabbed herself in the eye with the brush

Or she’s crying because for once she got the volume her mascara brand promised her

lol or maybe its just a picture with cool contrast meant to give off an eerie and creepy vibe. 

Or she’s turning into the black swan

Or maybe she’s born with it

Or maybe it’s Maybelline

wtf just happened here….

(Source: longtonguedbrain, via you-little-witch-bitch)

yinx1:

sarahharasb:

iraffiruse:

How markers are tested

No wonder they barely work when you buy them.

^

(via you-little-witch-bitch)

Timestamp: 1409777018

yinx1:

sarahharasb:

iraffiruse:

How markers are tested

No wonder they barely work when you buy them.

^

(via you-little-witch-bitch)

healthy-happy-andfit:

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

Confused little baby

THIS IS SO FRICKIN CUTE

(Source: ifthisislovebabyiwantout, via you-little-witch-bitch)

arahella:

u can’t spell disappointment without men

(via goingincircles)

chicago 30.08.14

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