dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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shouldnt:

honestly my phone could give me as many warnings as it wants, but i will still wait until my battery dies before charging it

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fuck-benedict:

fuck-benedict:

there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”

its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

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lanashiftdelrey:

walking into school

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remembering there was homework

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postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

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but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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no thank you

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escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

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Timestamp: 1406100201

escapedgoat:

Jay Z thanking the friendly park ranger for rescuing his wife from that pond.

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loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

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captainjim-tiberius-perfecthair:

corradocoia:

 

And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.

What’s spiderman doing in wolf of wall street?

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captainjim-tiberius-perfecthair:

corradocoia:

 

And that’s how you cut to a wide shot.

What’s spiderman doing in wolf of wall street?

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