When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute
So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…
It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.
when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just
Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.
how about now